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The world ended on a Tuesday. It's been funny as hell ever since.

M-Day came courtesy of the Flying Monkey bombs, and most of humanity got liquefied on the spot. Patrick survived. So did his best friend Ben. Naturally, Patrick's plan is to walk from ruined Chicago to Disney World. Four books later, it's still equal parts Mad Max and Monty Python: an end-of-the-world road trip with real stakes, real heart, and an indecent number of laughs.

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