Apocalypticon
Patrick talks his best friend Ben Fogelvee into the worst road trip in history: Chicago to Disney World, across a wasteland full of strange survivors and stranger dangers.
The world ended on M-Day, when Flying Monkey bombs liquefied most of America. Patrick Deen survived. Naturally, he wants to go to Disney World.
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Patrick Deen and his best friend, Ben Fogelvee, are two of the very few people left in America after M-Day. Over four books, they cross a mutated country, chase a cure for Green Fever, and try very hard not to die.
Patrick talks his best friend Ben Fogelvee into the worst road trip in history: Chicago to Disney World, across a wasteland full of strange survivors and stranger dangers.
Believing Patrick is dead, Ben sets out to recover a notebook, and stumbles onto Green Fever, a sickness spreading across what's left of the country, and the rumor of a cure.
Book 3
Patrick is alive, short on allies he can trust, and still searching for Ben, while the mutated landscape gets stranger and a possible antidote gets closer.
Book 4
With a band of young Red Caps, Patrick and Ben make a desperate cross-country run to Long Beach, California, where Susannah Gustheed holds the real cure, and the clock is ticking on Ben's life.
Fantasy adventure
Jilted at the altar, Grayson Park takes his honeymoon to Maui alone, and ends up racing Hawaiian gods to rescue a mysterious woman before the full moon.
“I didn't think anything could top (Smith's) Apocalypticon. I was so wrong.” ★★★★★
Dark comedy novel
A stranded traveler, a scientist's evil clone, and a Midwestern town where you never go down aisle eight.
“Brilliant good fun… a Twilight Zone for the post-modern generation!” ★★★★★
Horror stories
Nine tales of transdimensional horror from the strangest town in the Midwest.
“Clayton Smith is the most imaginative writer you probably aren't reading.” ★★★★★
Dark Matter, book one
Two slackers find an all-powerful demon living in the neighbor's basement. Book one of the Dark Matter trilogy.
“Highly entertaining, funny, with intense danger.” ★★★★★
“Absolutely hilarious… this book is a hell of a lot of fun!”
“Equal parts Mad Max and Monty Python…one hilarious, harrowing and heart-wrenching tale.”
“In a world that has become way too serious for its own good, Clayton Smith has given the middle finger to all of that…”
“Inventive, original and very fun.”
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