Apocalypticon Merch

The end of the world has never been so fashionable!

Share your love of Apocalypticon with the world with these official t-shirts from the Apocalypticon universe.

“Patrick & Ben & Ponch & Bloom” Dark T-Shirt

$15.99

Carry your favorite Apocalypticon characters everywhere you go with the "Patrick & Ben & Ponch & Bloom" tee. (Bloom gets last billing, HE KNOWS WHY.)

“Patrick & Ben & Ponch & Bloom” Premium T-Shirt

$17.99

Carry your favorite Apocalypticon characters everywhere you go with the premium white "Patrick & Ben & Ponch & Bloom" tee. (Bloom gets last billing, HE KNOWS WHY.)


“Ponch, the Duster Killer” T-Shirt

$15.99

Honor the greatest zombie warrior the apocalypse has ever known with this tee that features Ponch the buffalo! Ponch is seen here covered with the green splatters of her duster enemies' blood, just like Patrick will always remember her.

“Be More Patku” T-Shirt

$15.99

Channel the power of the post-apocalyptic anime hero Patku. Grab your favorite machete, strike a super-dramatic pose against the sunset, and be transformed! This stylish tee is straight from the pages of the Apocalypticon trilogy.

“Rule 33” T-Shirt

$15.99

There are a lot of rules of the apocalypse, but perhaps none more poignant than Rule 33: Vodka is doctors now. Kiss sweet medical knowledge out the window; there is no more medicine. There is only vodka Now, there is only vodka.